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Sad World

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

What kind of world has it become when you cant even use the word Velcro anymore. I just saw a commercial on tv for something and they referred to the Velcro as a “hook and loop” system; WTF?! Seriously Velcro, Sheetrock, Kleenex, and Ziplock should be used synonymously with all brands of the same products.

Random rant of the day.

– Posted From My iPad

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Happy Easter!

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

So here it is, Easter again. I think this year is flying by, seems like it was just Thanksgiving almost. I’m out at my grandma’s house right now passing time. We always come out here each year for the main holidays. It’s nice to see the family, I only wish that the food selection was more to my liking. I usually just sit here at the table watching everyone else eat.

It’s kinda lonely out here this year. All of the family is here except Billy. I had to leave him at home this year. Last night he fell and hurt his knee so its all swollen so he’s stuck in bed. All he can really do it hobble to the door to smoke and then right back in the bed he goes; poor thing. He’s got some good pain killers though.

So I’m writing this on my new iPad. =) I have to say that its not half bad. I really like it. It may not be the most practical thing in the world but I really like it. I was most excited about playing sudoku on it; no more fat fingering it! However I have fully mastered sudoku on my iPhone yet I’ve not won a single game on here. What’s up with that?

Well I wont babble any longer; I think it’s time for Dexter. =)

– Posted From My iPad

Location: Dacula GA, United States

SNOW!!!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Come on dev-team! I need snow in June!!! I want to upgrade my iPhone *pouts*

And as for you apple, where’s my BeeJive update? Granted without 3.0 the push would be useless; but I still want it!!!

Bah, my phone is just mocking me. Sometimes I wish I had AT&T…. I think I threw up a little saying that out loud.

– Posted From My MacBook Air

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Expired Condoms

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Let me prerequisite this by saying for 5 years I was forced at work as part of their dress code to wear kaki pants, and sometimes during the summer we were allowed to wear kaki shorts. Now the last year thankfully being out of the corporate office we got to wear blue jeans, thankfully; but I’ll digress.

I finally broke down and put on a pair of kaki shorts that haven’t seen the light of day in years. It isn’t their fault, they are Hollister Co. brand too! It’s just I am mentally programmed to loath anything associated with retail work. When I sat down in them I felt something in the back pocket, so I went digging and to my surprise I found a little plastic baggy with two condoms and a sample pack of Joe Lube… Apparently I haven’t worn these since pride two years ago. Stupid sample packs.

– Posted From My MacBook Air

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Not ready

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Josh is buying an iPhone everyone; the world isn’t ready for this. *shakes head solemnly*

Muhahaha!

I’m such a bitch, and I love it.

– Posted From My MacBook Air

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Cigars & Skateboards

Monday, May 25th, 2009

On our way to lunch (or dinner as the case may be) we stopped at a red light. In the van beside us this older man (with a handlebar mustache mind you) was smoking a cigar. Now I’m not a connoisseur of cigars by any means, but this one was very dark brown, not the color I would have expected. It wasn’t completely straight either, almost looked hand rolled. Never the less, I was struck in a combination of awe, and hilarity. It looked like a big turd. I’m serious, it looked as though he was smoking a big piece of shit. After a bit of prodding on Billy’s part I attempted to take a stealthy picture with my phone, but alas the light changed before I could and all that was in my picture was my finger.

Now on to skateboard. While eating lunch this family came into the fast food place. It was a man, woman, two boys, and two girls. One of the little girls was very annoying might I add. She had to make sure she instructed everyone how, what, and when to do everything. I’m sure she will grow up to be an elementary school teacher just so she can boss people around because inside her head she’s merely giving directions. I shall digress though… The eldest boy got out of their car (a older Camry, seriously six people were crammed into that clown car) carrying his skateboard. Brought it into the restaurant and placed it into one of the chairs at their table as if it were a person. Now lets think this logic through. He brought his skateboard from home, took it in the car (he obviously wasn’t holding on to the back of the car skateboarding there). He carried it the ten feet from the car to the restaurant, and to the table. At what point in this family outing did he really need this thing? Now I also have a problem with people like my mom who carry their purse sized dog around with them everywhere that it doesn’t belong; but at least that makes more sense than this. I can fathom people having an emotional attachment to a taco bell dog as if it were a child, hence taking it everywhere; but to have this same attachment to a skateboard? Oh and at the table he took off his ghetto flat billed cap (you know what I’m talking about) and combed his wavy nappy looking hat hair, then put it back on. I’m sure he thinks he looks cool but seriously what a looser.

Oh and I also give the older lady that we watched in the drive-thru props for buying an AWD version of her car; unless she only paid extra for it because it was the only one on the lot in blue; then she’s just a poser too, HAH!

This bitch is out for now, thank you come again!

– Posted From My MacBook Air

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Testing

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

LokiI came across this nifty new blogging app for the iPhone; it’s called blogpress. I’m basically just trying it out, but the listed feature set it comes with it quite handy, especially it’s ability to not only pull photos for blog posts from your picasa account, but you can publish pictures from your phone through picasa aswell. I just really wanted to give this a try, so please excuse he random picture.

– Posted From My iPhone

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Sad times…

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

…when you have to go read your myspace to remember how old you are. For some reason it just escaped me. Another sign of being old.

– Posted From My MacBook

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Thump thump thump

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Goes my brain in my head. I hate being sick, and I hate this awful headache that won’t go away. *cries*

– Posted From My MacBook

Location: Lilburn GA, United States

Letting it out

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Hopefully spewing forth all of this mumbo jumbo will help me get a little rest tonight. This is going to come in two posts that are only slightly related. As many people have noted I have been in a ‘funk’ lately. Sort of depressed, but sort of just plain out of it. I don’t really feel like talking about this, but at the same time I feel as though I need to talk about it. The first post i.e. this one bears the brunt of the weight on my mind; the second holds the rest. Due to the unfortunate order of blogging the first post will come after the second, but what can you do?

Basically (and I’ll sum this up as easily as I can), I am scheduled to take a trip to visit a friend. I’m supposed to leave next Friday, so basically almost a week away. Everything has been good up until last week, where now I haven’t heard from him in a full week now. He hasn’t been online, hasn’t responded to any form of messages, etc. I’m not exactly sure what is going on but I also haven’t really been given the chance to. I was really looking forward to going, and if I were to say that there wasn’t any romantically involvement here I’d be lying, but I’ll also leave it at that. I’m just very discouraged right now, a little disappointed, and a lot of upset. I have non-refundable delta tickets, so I really want to go. At the same time I don’t want to go and be stuck away from home for a week. In my head I’m making up excuses for everything, trying to play the optimistic role, but in my heart I think the realist has set in, and I’ve just been played. Well I’ve said my peace with that. Like I said originally I wasn’t looking to talk about it, just hoping to get it off my chest. Now I guess off to my next post… (I might edit this later and add some more stuff if I feel like it)

– Posted From My MacBook

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States