Archive for April, 2010

Brush With Death

Friday, April 9th, 2010

So I had a small brush with death this morning. After waking up and finding some clothes; I staggered into the bathroom, peed, and then started to brush my teeth. Halfway through brushing my teeth the damn tooth brush snapped in half lodging the brush end in my throat. I coughed it up thankfully but damn! Completely unexpected, although it did wake my ass up. Now I feel the need to be adventurous today and try to cheat death again.

Hahaha!!! I just realized I said “brush” with death. LoL!

– Posted with my iPad

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Bacon!

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Ok I know this is random too, and that seems to be my theme as of late; but I smell bacon. Now, in this house that normally wouldn’t be that odd of a smell. However we aren’t cooking, and haven’t cooked bacon in quite some time. The only reasonable explanation is that I’m having a stroke, which explains some other abnormal things with me today. Earlier I felt as though I was drunk and light headed even though I haven’t had alcohol in probably three weeks or so. Irregardless of the possible stroke, the mystery bacon that I’m smelling smells really good and now I’m craving it… Hell I could be pregnant too!

Alright, everyone get back to your regularly scheduled programming.

– Posted from my iPad.

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Sad World

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

What kind of world has it become when you cant even use the word Velcro anymore. I just saw a commercial on tv for something and they referred to the Velcro as a “hook and loop” system; WTF?! Seriously Velcro, Sheetrock, Kleenex, and Ziplock should be used synonymously with all brands of the same products.

Random rant of the day.

– Posted From My iPad

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

*Cough Cough*

Monday, April 5th, 2010

This cold is so getting old. I don’t have any of the symptoms anymore except now I’m coughing my head off. I’d take a cough suppressant but I’ve always been told the best way to get over a cough is to let it run its course; you have to cough up all the ick to make it go away. So wouldn’t a suppressant just make it drag out longer? I have noticed today that my coughing seems to be “deeper” so maybe thats a good thing, or not…

How lame is it that I want to read the Richard Castle book, but I’m too lazy to even make it through the preview of it in iTunes? I really enjoy the tv show so I was hoping the book would be similar but hell at this rate I’ll never know.

Speaking of iTunes and iPads and iPhones; after having sent considerable time with an iPad it makes my iPhone feel so tiny in comparison. I pick it up to answer a text message and it feels like I almost need a magnifying glass to see the virtual keyboard.

Bailey was so cute earlier, I gave him some of my cheesecake and he really liked it. I felt bad though because Loki wanted some too but there wasn’t any left. It’ll probably make them sick but it was nice to see him happy (Bailey not Loki).

I’m starting to ramble about my surroundings so I better cut this short. Later y’all!

– Posted From My iPad

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Happy Easter!

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

So here it is, Easter again. I think this year is flying by, seems like it was just Thanksgiving almost. I’m out at my grandma’s house right now passing time. We always come out here each year for the main holidays. It’s nice to see the family, I only wish that the food selection was more to my liking. I usually just sit here at the table watching everyone else eat.

It’s kinda lonely out here this year. All of the family is here except Billy. I had to leave him at home this year. Last night he fell and hurt his knee so its all swollen so he’s stuck in bed. All he can really do it hobble to the door to smoke and then right back in the bed he goes; poor thing. He’s got some good pain killers though.

So I’m writing this on my new iPad. =) I have to say that its not half bad. I really like it. It may not be the most practical thing in the world but I really like it. I was most excited about playing sudoku on it; no more fat fingering it! However I have fully mastered sudoku on my iPhone yet I’ve not won a single game on here. What’s up with that?

Well I wont babble any longer; I think it’s time for Dexter. =)

– Posted From My iPad

Location: Dacula GA, United States