Archive for May, 2009

Another Margarita Please

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

I have adopted my mothers mentality when it comes to yard work; it’s much better to watch the men work from beside (or inside) the pool. My parents are building this cabanna in the backyard off the patio, for all intensive purposes we’ll call it a covered pavillion. Eventually it will house an outdoor kitchen, bar, dining area, and possibly a sitting area. Hell I probably have mentioned all of this before. Anyway, Billy and my Father have been working on it all day, while my mom and I watch. I hve gotten a good amount of sun today so maybe I’ll get some color from this. I was supposed to change the oil in my moms car today but my dad neglected to go buy the stuff to do it so I guess I have something to look forward to tomorrow *twirls finger*.

Andy is supposed to bring Matt over later. Billy mentioned something about dinner but I’ve been left in the dark otherwise. I really do have more to say than just this, maybe I’ll throw up another post later and explain my “blah-ness” lately; for the moment though the landscape text entry mode on my phone is pissing me off with blogpress and it shouldn’t have taken nearly this long to type this little.

I’m out children *waves*

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Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Not ready

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Josh is buying an iPhone everyone; the world isn’t ready for this. *shakes head solemnly*

Muhahaha!

I’m such a bitch, and I love it.

– Posted From My MacBook Air

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Cigars & Skateboards

Monday, May 25th, 2009

On our way to lunch (or dinner as the case may be) we stopped at a red light. In the van beside us this older man (with a handlebar mustache mind you) was smoking a cigar. Now I’m not a connoisseur of cigars by any means, but this one was very dark brown, not the color I would have expected. It wasn’t completely straight either, almost looked hand rolled. Never the less, I was struck in a combination of awe, and hilarity. It looked like a big turd. I’m serious, it looked as though he was smoking a big piece of shit. After a bit of prodding on Billy’s part I attempted to take a stealthy picture with my phone, but alas the light changed before I could and all that was in my picture was my finger.

Now on to skateboard. While eating lunch this family came into the fast food place. It was a man, woman, two boys, and two girls. One of the little girls was very annoying might I add. She had to make sure she instructed everyone how, what, and when to do everything. I’m sure she will grow up to be an elementary school teacher just so she can boss people around because inside her head she’s merely giving directions. I shall digress though… The eldest boy got out of their car (a older Camry, seriously six people were crammed into that clown car) carrying his skateboard. Brought it into the restaurant and placed it into one of the chairs at their table as if it were a person. Now lets think this logic through. He brought his skateboard from home, took it in the car (he obviously wasn’t holding on to the back of the car skateboarding there). He carried it the ten feet from the car to the restaurant, and to the table. At what point in this family outing did he really need this thing? Now I also have a problem with people like my mom who carry their purse sized dog around with them everywhere that it doesn’t belong; but at least that makes more sense than this. I can fathom people having an emotional attachment to a taco bell dog as if it were a child, hence taking it everywhere; but to have this same attachment to a skateboard? Oh and at the table he took off his ghetto flat billed cap (you know what I’m talking about) and combed his wavy nappy looking hat hair, then put it back on. I’m sure he thinks he looks cool but seriously what a looser.

Oh and I also give the older lady that we watched in the drive-thru props for buying an AWD version of her car; unless she only paid extra for it because it was the only one on the lot in blue; then she’s just a poser too, HAH!

This bitch is out for now, thank you come again!

– Posted From My MacBook Air

Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Mothers Day

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

It’s not a holiday I loath, I love my mom! I got her a nice group of scented items from Bath & Body Works and we took her to brunch. Unfortunatly as we speak I’m sitting at the hibachi. I am certainly not a big Japanese Food fan, but we brought my grandmother (whom I love also) so I’ll suffer through it.

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Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Question

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Are the guys from V Factory cute? They sound like they could be. Anybody know? I’m too lazy to search on my phone for a good picture, LOL.

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Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States

Subconcious Tricks

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

I don’t know or understand how or why our minds have the ability to pull the most random off the wall things from our memories and compile them into dreams, but they do.

For instance last night I had a dream that made completely no sense at all in any regard. Someone needs to dissect it for me.

Starting from as far back toward the beginning as I can remember…

I awoke from sleeping (in a dream, wtf) at my ex-boyfriends’ mom’s house (yes Josh, Ms. Pat was in my dream; no you weren’t). For some reason I was staying there alone with her. She reminded me that I had over slept for my trip. Apparently I was supposed to be meeting all my friends for a vacation in Savannah. So I quickly grabbed my bags and got in the car and drove off. Now for some reason several hours passed and I decided to stop at some random crappy hotel in the middle of nowhere. I went and checked in, went up to the room (I swear it was the Bates Motel) and by the time I got back down to the parking lot to get my bag from the car; the car was gone! In it’s place in the same spot there was a car just like mine, only red instead of grey, and it was beat all to hell. I called the police because my car was stolen. When they came and listened to my story they wouldn’t believe me. The cop took my keys and they fit the locks on the red car, and he just wouldn’t believe someone stole my car, changed the locks between them and left their shitty car in it’s place…

Now the dream progressed on, apparently I gave up and just drove the shitty red car onward to Savannah. Upon arriving I met up with my friends and we went to some park that was similar to Stone Mountain, just without a mountain (I don’t get it either). The details of what happened are a bit fuzzy but I remember something about kites and a lake and fish; but I’ll digress.

After that I was somehow back in high school finishing finals (dunno how that happened) and I was in a wheel chair. I could walk though, and often did around this part of the dream. For some reason though I could walk around inside the school, but whenever I went outside I had to use the wheel chair even though I didn’t need it… After classes were done I went and met my ‘friends’ (none of which I actually personally know, they were just blurry faces to me) at the movies because everyone wanted to see the new X-Men movie. Everyone cut in line to get tickets and didn’t get caught, but I did when I tried it and I got yelled at by the big behemoth woman. I told her off and left the theater because I really didn’t want to see the movie anyway. Which is completely true, I really don’t like X-men stuff anyway.

Somehow time and space travel on and the theme of the dream changed again. Now I was sitting at some japanese restaurant that was sampling different alcoholic beverages (this was nice too). I ended up somehow sneaking my mom into this place and getting her free samples of stuff too. She got really drunk and accidently knocked me into the river that was at the edge of the patio…

This is where my alarm clock went off; I proceeded to turn it off, roll over, and go back to sleep.

Picking back up, I was now boarding a plane to Australia. Except I wasn’t myself in this one. For some reason I was Peggy Hill (from the animated TV-Show ‘King of the Hill’). My biggest concern while on the plane was getting to the captain who was flying. Several hours into the flight over the Pacific Ocean I finally made a break for the cock-pit. When I burst through the doors I was shocked to find no one flying the plane, it was on auto pilot. Somehow I inadvertently turned this off on accident and subsequently the plane crashed into the ocean. The last thing I remember before waking up this morning, was trying to swim away from the sharks…

I think all this dreaming has made me tired again; but I can’t take the chance at having a repeat of this, I need some coffee!

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Location: Lawrenceville GA, United States